Impressive

I recently saw some truck balls. Seen those, internet? They are anatomically correct balls, as in man-balls, hanging from the hitch of a truck, and once, an Accord. Now, it took me a moment to assimilate what I was seeing, since trucks do not have genitalia. So it wasn't like I was all, "Hey, that truck's balls are showing, how embarrassing." It was more like, "What in the fuck is that because it cannot possibly what it looks like, which is balls." 

Once I figured it out, that it was very detailed and anatomically correct testicles dwelling inside a veiny ball sack, rendered in plastic so as to be impervious to weather and small rocks, I thought about why someone would have them and what they were trying to say. Are you saying that your balls are so awesome that you have placed a facsimile of them on your truck because yours are not visible in your pants? Or are you wanting people to know that you have extra balls, like in case you need more (and if that's the case, ew. Four balls. That's one crowded scrotum.)? Or do you think trucks are tired of being neither male nor female, but just genitally neutral? 

No answer satisfied me, internet, so I am open to suggestions. I am also open to any explanation for the balls on the Accord, because that seems like an extra-special ball situation. At least trucks are kind of known for being penis-enhancing vehicles. But an Accord? Just doesn't scream testosterone to me, but I may be missing something.

It's happened before.