Shiner

Update: Now I have a black eye, but it's not really black and it's more near my eye than actually on it. Picture the outer third of an eyebrow, kind of on the eyebrow bone, and then picture someone's knuckles punching it. Smarts a little. And it doesn't really show much unless you've got a good profile angle to see the bump, because it's not discolored except for slight pinkness. But still.