Dash Dot Dash

Sandwich....I need a sandwich. I think for about the next month or so all posts will be about how hungry I am, and how much I miss food that is not: hard boiled eggs, fruit, yogurt, protein bars, and rainbow swiss chard that comes out the same, but less rainbow-y. Special treats include Cheerios. 

I'm going to the state fair tomorrow, which is one of my number one best past times in the agricultural and mullet categories, and it's going to suck instead of being awesome because of all the foods which I cannot eat, no, instead I must just look at cheese curds and corn porn. 

Call me bitter and I'll punch your head off. I can do that, you know.