Listen, fucker who threw the peanut through my sister's window:
I have learned of your newest missile, the graham cracker. I feel it shows personal growth and a commitment to repentance for the deadly peanut throwing you engaged in earlier. A graham cracker is not only benign, it is friendly and wholesome. Thank you, thrower of foods into windows, for becoming a better kinder version of yourself.
It is no longer on, and I will no longer be planning to annihilate your skeleton into many small bits with the force of my major karate moves. I will miss you as a foe, though, fucker.
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