Roofies

One thing that is nice about having your roof torn off and then put back on is that it is traditionally young buff dirty guys doing the job. And due to the nature of roofs (rooves?) being on the top of houses, the young sweaty men often have to climb the ladder right in front of your window. It's like your own personal episode of Prison Break right there. And by Prison Break I actually mean Dangerous Eye Candy. This is my most chauvinistic post ever, if a woman can be considered piggish in this regard. I'm okay with it, though. I figure the ogle balance of the universe has not been tipped in the slightest, and I have maybe cancelled out one or two of the breast-stares I've caught men in throughout my life. Which is probably like a fraction of one percent of the total number of stares, ogles, and checkouts experienced by most of us women throughout our lives.